World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl “will you marry me?” The girl said “No!”

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had many boyfriends, didn’t save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her a%*, didn’t shave her underarms if she didn’t want to, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted any time she felt like it.

THE END